Thursday, July 12, 2007

Tagged: a Cool New Meme!

I've been taggied for a kool new meme by my bee-yootiful sweetie girlfurr-iend Ariel and by my handsum furr-iend Ramses. And I also wanna thank efurrykitty for your nice words about the spat here yesterday. Both Brainball and Marilyn are feelin' bettur today and they've been snoozin' a lot -- ackshually, all of us Ballicai have been snoozin' a lot today cuz we were all kinda hyper yesterday. Today's been a great day to RELAX.

What were you doing 10 years ago?

10 years ago??? Wowie, that's a long, loooooooong time ago... wuz there dinosauries on the earth way back then??? (oh crud, bettur not let Marilyn hear me say that cuz she'z older than 10...)

What were you doing 1 year ago?

Well, since I'm just ofur a year old, I woulda been an itty bitty kitten. I didn't live with Momma and Daddy and Brainball and Marilyn and Dorydoo yet, since I showed up at Momma and Daddy's back porchie late last year as a straykitty.

Five things you like to eat:

Stinky goodness turkey flavor
Cheddar cheesies
Stinky goodness any flavor

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:

"TNT" by AC/DC -- it's my theme song

"Run to the Hills" by Iron Maidden

"Livin' on a Purr-ayer" by Jon Bon Jovi -- or iz that Jon Bon Skeezix??

"Come On Feel the NOIZE" by Twisted Sistur

"MAO at the Moon" by Ozzie Ozzborne (I know it's s'pozed to be "Bark at the Moon" but I like "MAO at the Moon" bettur)

(Heavy Metal ROCKZ! *doin' air guitar with my pawsies*)

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

Build a bee-yootiful kitty housie for me and Ariel, it would have catwalkies and nooks and krannies to ecksplore and all kindsa kool places to snooze and snuggle in

Build a bigger house for Momma and Daddy so they could have more kitties to live with them

Build a great big huge cat sanckchooary for alla the kitties out there who don't have furrefur homes

Buy fifty gazillion squillion tons of TEMPTASHUNS

Buy a Little Mao CrotchRocket (motorcycle) so I could spazz around the housie even FASTUR!

Five bad habits:

(only FIVE? *whew*...)

Openin' the kitchen kabinnet doors

Jumpin' onna kountur when Momma's cookin'

Sneekin' inna dishwasher and lickin' the foodie dishes

Messin' with my sisturs when they're inna potty

Tryin' to climb inna poopie bags when Momma's scoopin' our boxes

Five things you would never wear again:

Well, if you mean clothies, I've nefur worn clothies, but I don't efur wanna wear cat barfies on my nose again -- sometimes I get nosey when Hairball barfs up a Brainball, oopsie, I mean when Brainball barfs up a hairball.

Five favorite toys:

The red dot thingie! KILL!
Toilet paper cores
Lids off plastic bottles
My oingy boingy monkey that hangies from the doorframe (Momma likes to sing to me: "A Mao and his Monkey, and a Monkey and his Mao")

Five kitties to tag:

Well, I'm not sure who's been taggied and who hasn't, so I'll just say anykitty who wants to play! And as alwayz, love and kissies and snugglies to my Ariel.


momsbusy said...

we didnts know yu is a heavy metal rocker! no wonder yu goes a squillion miles an hour thru the house!

yuki & kimiko

Anonymous said...

Hi My Sweet Mao,

"Wow" we really do have alot in common.I'm so happy you found a great home.Your family sounds wonderful...
Love and lots of kisses Your Ariel

Lux said...

I forgot I love the lids on plastic bottles, too - heehee, I hide them from mom!!!

You rock!

Karen Jo said...

You look really relaxed today. I'm glad everything settled down again. I like your answers to the meme. A heavy metal rockin' kitty, eh? I can just see you with your air guitar.

Dorothy said...

Wow, heavy metal? You're a cool dude. Or do they say that these days...I can't keep up, human language is so hard to understand sometimes. But I like your meme. You did good.


Gretchen said...

You have to forgive my bean. She forgot who she was bloggin' there for a minute. So, yeah, I liked your meme too...hugs...from Gretchen. Mom, gets some sleep!

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

I enjoyed reading your answers, Mao! :) You are a real rockin' kitty! I like what you would do if you were a millionaire!

Ramses said...

I think I'll have to make Mummy get one of those red dot thingies, they sound really cool! :)

snowforest said...

You are always the funniest cat MaoMao ~ those are some lovely facts :)

Monty Q. Kat said...

Mao! I found where Mombean has some HUGE coffee stirrie things! I'm gonna sneak a picture of them for you, these things are massive!

Unknown said...

Dishwashers and Kitty Cats! Good Day MaoMao... sending hugs and purrs. Love too!

Bad Kitty Brats

Daisy said...

Mao, you are so cool, I think a motorcycle would be perfect for you! TNT, you're dynamite, OY, OY, OY!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

great answers Mao Mao kill those evil coffee stirrers! x


Unknown said...

Those are great answers. It was very nice to learn more about you.

Glad to hear your sisfurs are behaving themselves today : )

Rosemary B❤️ said...

yeah, cheddar cheezies are so good yum. Wowie so you are a youngster just like Dragonheart, no wonder you are such a wild monkey, er kitty

Anonymous said...

I think because of you that I would be afraid of the evil coffee stirrers if I ever saw one in person. I will ask your help if I ever encounter one.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Oh you need to stop looking so cute Mao Mao... hehe. Snot Face has plotted a catnapping incident.

Yes the dishwasher is a fun place for kitty cats. Especially since no one here knows how to rinse a plate, we have to help. Hehehe

Just stopping in to see your adorable kitty self.


Mr. Chen and Ollie said...

MaoMao, that was a great meme! We loved your responses. We particularly like thinking about you spazzing around on a crotch rocket. We hope you hit the lotto soon so we can see it!
Mr. Chen & Ollie

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

deer mao,
i'm verree, verree eksitid abowt da squillion contest comin up dis sunday!
ar u?
luv--yer grate frend--jh

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Oah dear, I just like to see you wrote: kill, kill, KILL! kill, kill, KILL! kill, kill, KILL! kill, kill, KILL!

I believe you like your toys very very much~!