Momma and Daddy gotted me a kollur! They weren't sure if I'd wear it or not, but they thought, hey... why not see? And not only am I wearin' it, but I like it fine.
They picked me out a purple kollur, cuz I'm a Royal Meezer, and it's got paw prints on it. And though the kollur has a little bell, it isn't too loud or jingly. They told me they'd take the bell off if it bugged me, but it's okeydokeys.
And effury time Momma sees me she sez, "SQUEE! MaoMao looks so cute in his new kollur. " She was sayin' "SQUEE" when she took this pickshure!