Fiddle-fardle! My big sistur Brainball's been hangin' out with a stuffed Meezer today, and I'm worried she likes him better than me!
How can she like him better than me!? He can't rassle, he can't kill coffee stirrers, he can't pull up drainstops, he can't talk alla time and say MAO MAO MAO, all he does is SIT THERE!!!!! He ain't no fun at all.
And if yer wonderin' what Brainball's lookin' at, she's lookin' at me cuz I'M HOLLERIN' AT HER!!!!
I'm glad my bee-yootiful gurlkittyfurriend Ariel would never, ever wanna hang out with a stuffed kitty instead of ME.