Sunday, June 03, 2007

Brainball's Stickin' Her Tongue Out At Me

See, my poetry teecher Jeter's given me my third poetry assignment, and me and Brainball was hangin' out on the window perch togethur. I told her I've gotta write a poem for my purr-etty girlfurriend Ariel that uzes the word "toothbrush." And then Brainball stuck her tongue out at me!

I dunno why she did that. Maybe she thinks I can't write a poem for Ariel that uzes the word "toothbrush." Well, I'm gonna proov her wrong. Here's prob'ly the first loveydovey poem that mentionz toothbrushies.

This confeshun'll make me blush
But about Ariel I just can't hush
Maybe I should try to shush
But I can't, cuz I'm a pile of mush.
Ariel's gotta pretty tush
When I think of her I'm like a lush
About my sweet girl I alwayz gush
Even when I kill an eeeevil toothbrush.

hehehe, see Brainball, I did it, I did it! NYAH, SQUEE, and MAO MAO MAO!!!! *dancin' and a-prancin' and a-spazzin'* I bet Jeter's proud of me cuz I'm such a good stoodent!

Love and purrs to Ariel, my best girlie!


mister jeter harris, hizself said...

deer mao,
wutta grate poem. yer brillyint!
i wanna make one correcshun, however. i looked in mi riming dicshunaree ... an tush rimez wid push ... i believe.
aw ... wut da heck. ariel'z gointa luv da poem.
luv--yer grate frend--jh

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

"Ariel has got a pretty tush"...oh my...!!!

I think it's a pretty nice poem myself! I'm sorry your big sis was taunting you...but you showed her good!

Skeezix the Cat said...

Wow, yer reeely good at riming. Do yoo know anything that rimes with "Skeezix"?

Karen Jo said...

You showed Brainball a thing or two with your poem. I like it and hope Ariel does, too.

Daisy said...

Mao! I am very impressed. You wrote a wonderful love poem with the word toothbrush! You deserve to dance around. And Ariel will be so happy to see that you think she's got a pretty tush.

Brainball is funny.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

excellent poem there chariman! Very impressive!!!


michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

I love this poem.
It is really warm.

Anonymous said...

Chairman Mao your just to cute.Way to show Brainball how dare she not believe my sweet Mao you can do anything.I love this poem it's so cute...Love and kitty kisses your Ariel

Anonymous said...

Like Daisy said I've never had anyone say I have a Pretty tush(blush).

Rosemary B❤️ said...

MaoMao, this is a beautifical poem, and very sweet too.

Parker said...

Holy cow, that was excellent!

Forty Paws said...

Wow! Wat a grate poem! Ariel will be spinnin and purring!!!

Luf, Us

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Dat was a furry good poem using da werd toofbrush. Sisfurs are good at getting us in trubbul and teasing!~Speedy

Lux said...

That was *great literature, Chairman Mao! :)

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Mao, U git a about a
~~Nobel Love Poem Award~~~ And a case of Temptations?
MayB some day I can have somecat rite a poem about me like that....ah purrrrr chance to dream....