See, my poetry teecher Jeter's given me my third poetry assignment, and me and Brainball was hangin' out on the window perch togethur. I told her I've gotta write a poem for my purr-etty girlfurriend Ariel that uzes the word "toothbrush." And then Brainball stuck her tongue out at me!
I dunno why she did that. Maybe she thinks I can't write a poem for Ariel that uzes the word "toothbrush." Well, I'm gonna proov her wrong. Here's prob'ly the first loveydovey poem that mentionz toothbrushies.
This confeshun'll make me blush
But about Ariel I just can't hush
Maybe I should try to shush
But I can't, cuz I'm a pile of mush.
Ariel's gotta pretty tush
When I think of her I'm like a lush
About my sweet girl I alwayz gush
Even when I kill an eeeevil toothbrush.
hehehe, see Brainball, I did it, I did it! NYAH, SQUEE, and MAO MAO MAO!!!! *dancin' and a-prancin' and a-spazzin'* I bet Jeter's proud of me cuz I'm such a good stoodent!
Love and purrs to Ariel, my best girlie!