Chairman Mao: Gee willikers, I'm bored. I've pulled out all the drainstops in the house, kicked the toilet paper core's butt, and batted that pop bottle lid all around the house. What's a boykitty to do now?
Marilyn MonREOW: Well, don't jump on me and start wrestling. I'm trying to take a nap. A girl's got to get her beauty sleep, and I've got to look gorgeous for Mickey Mantle.
Brainball: Hmmm, smell the air. Listen carefully. Feel the subtle change in air pressure. Could it be? It is! I feel... the presence of an Evil Coffee Stirrer!
Chairman Mao: BANZAI!!!!! Die, Evil Coffee Stirrer! DIE!!!!!!
Dorydoo: *sigh*, I think MaoMao's given me boykittycooties.