Monday, April 09, 2007

An Evening With the Ballicai

Chairman Mao: Gee willikers, I'm bored. I've pulled out all the drainstops in the house, kicked the toilet paper core's butt, and batted that pop bottle lid all around the house. What's a boykitty to do now?

Marilyn MonREOW: Well, don't jump on me and start wrestling. I'm trying to take a nap. A girl's got to get her beauty sleep, and I've got to look gorgeous for Mickey Mantle.

Brainball: Hmmm, smell the air. Listen carefully. Feel the subtle change in air pressure. Could it be? It is! I feel... the presence of an Evil Coffee Stirrer!

Chairman Mao: BANZAI!!!!! Die, Evil Coffee Stirrer! DIE!!!!!!

Dorydoo: *sigh*, I think MaoMao's given me boykittycooties.


Lux said...

Ooh, Chairman Mao - one of my favorite things to do is hide all the bottle caps left on the counter. I snicker when I see Mom looking all around and behind things to find one she left a few minutes before!

We should teleport back and forth someday. I'll show you where I've got mine hidden!

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

Dear Marilyn,
Va Va Va Voom!
Mickey Mantle

MaoMao said...

Oh wowie, Lux! Yes, bottlecaps are great. Momma leaves 'em on her desk when she drinks green tea and I leap up there and knock 'em off onto the floor, and then I get a bottlecap play extravaganza thingie -- so much fun. Yes, that'd be so much fun for us to play bottlecaps together. I'd love to see your stash!

And here comes Marilyn -- she wants to talk to her boyfriend, Mickey. She's battin' her kittylashes an awful lot.

Dear Mickey,

Thank you so much -- your sweet compliments make me wanna purr and purr and purr.

Yours sincerely,

Marilyn MonREOW

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Great photo essay! :) Those Evil Coffee Stirrers look like they could be great toys!

Unknown said...

oooooh, it looks like the romance between Micky and Marilyn is sureeeeee heating up!

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Kimo and Sabi said...

Don't ferget to twist up da cords for da mini blinds,...and find a sweatshirt hoodie and yank da string thingy out,...and jump in a pile of socks,...and chew on some computer or phone wires,...and, hey, any knitting stuff to unwind? Any spiders to squarsh? Gosh, there's gots to be lots more to do!

Anonymous said...

You four kiddies are like a kitten comedy party. I bet your mom is always laughing :-)


Forty Paws said...

Tee hee. Datz funny. We will put in a rekwest fur an evil coffee stirrerererer da next tyme Maw goes to dat spensif coffee shop.

Luf, Us

MaoMao said...

hehehe, thanks everybodies! And wowie, Kimo and Sabi, youkitties have all kinds of wonderful ideas!

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