Chairman Mao here, even if I messed up and posted this under Momma's name!
Momma's taken about ten pictures of me today, and I closed my eyes for every single one. She said not to worry -- she closes her eyes for a lotta her pictures, too.
She discovered today that both Marilyn and me have a tapeworm. Well, we don't have the same tapeworm, we each have a different tapeworm. Momma discovered this by looking at our little hind ends, or kittybutts. Marilyn hasn't been here much longer than I have, and the vetperson said about both of us that though we tested negative for other worms, we might still have tapeworms. So Momma kept an eye on our little kittybutts, and sure 'nuff we do. We were both outdoor stray kitties before we got adopted.
So Momma and Daddy got tapeworm medicine and pilled us. First Marilyn and then me. Marilyn didn't much like bein' pilled and first she spat out her pill, then she scratched Momma's hand before she finally swallered the pill. Then I got pilled, and I did okay with it. Gettin' pilled wasn't fun but at least it was over in just a second, and before I knew it, I'd swallered a pill and there was no way to spit it out. I guess that's a good thing because who needs a tapeworm?
Momma tells me and Marilyn that we'll the the Ballicai Formerly Known as Wormykitties.
I thought I'd wait 'til later at night to post this so I wouldn't gross anybody out too close to dinner.