Monday, March 05, 2007

Chairman Mao's Nuts Adventure

Chairman Mao here again!

My fuzzy friends Kimo and Sabi suggested I post about my Nuts Adventure here on my bloggie! So here it is, pictures from two weeks ago when I first came home after being -- what was it Momma said? -- oh, yeah... nootered and vacksinated. You'll see my three sisters, too!

Hmmm... why do I feel like I left something at the vet's? What could it be?




It's my nuts! What have you done with my nuts?




Brainball sez: What on earth is he talking about?




My nuts, confound it! Gotta try to find 'em... well, they're not in this box.




Dorydoo sez: Nuts?! You mean, food?




Oh, heck with it. I might as well cuddle.




Marilyn sez: *sigh*, young'uns. What are you gonna do.

28 comments:

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hahaha! We was ROTFL again! Leave this post up and we will gets more "traffic" to yer bloggie tomorrow!

Chairman Mao said...

HEE! Thank you so much, Kimo and Sabi! You guys are great! And ya know what, I still haven't found my nuts yet...

McSkeezix said...

The Food Lady has a bag of piss-tosh-ee-yoze on her desk by the compyooter. Are thoze the nuts yer looking for?

BTW, I'm gonna do a promoshun of yoo on my blog (and my big bruther Mao is gonna do one, too -- but it mite not be tonite becuz Blogger won't let us blog).

Mao McSchnickles said...

Skeez, take a good look at the Chairman. If he lost his nuts, I'm pritty shur he'd be lookin for Brazil nuts, not piss-tosh-ee-yoze.

Dragonheart said...

My mom is laughing, but I guess I'm too young to understand. When I came home from the vet's after my "Kastration" (my vet is German) my humans said I wouldn't have any more balls, but I still had lots of toys to play with! But my boy-cat parts sure felt different!

Great photo essay. :)

Tara said...

I came over from Kimo and Sabi's blog. Are you stil lookin? I wouldn't worry about 'um, cuddling and eating is the way to go.
Tara
and welcome again!

Daisy said...

That is some nutty adventure!

The Meezer Gang said...

I seem to have lost mine, too. When you find the Great Nut Bandit, let me know, ok? I bet he has them stockpiled...But hoo would need all those nuts?

The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHAHA!! We was laffin and laffin!!!! great pikshurs!!! we added you to our blogroll. It's nice to meet you!

momsbusy said...

we agrees wif tara, eating and snugglin is more important.

we will hafs to come bisits yus since kimo & sabi showed us wares yu ars.

yuki & kimiko

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh, oh, this is awesome! I totally left "something" at the vet. ha ha ha the "great nut bandit" oh dear. i'm laffin and laffin.
Maybe you can get some fev-ver butt mousies to play with instead! ha ha ha
Love the pictures. You look awfully concerned....

Chairman Mao said...

Heya, Skeezix! You're lookin' so handsome in your green hat. Hmmmm, I've never heard of piss-tosh-ee-yoze -- there sure are lots of different kinds of nuts! Thanks so much to you and your brother Mao for doin' a promotion of me on your bloggies -- really cool, and I appreciate all you new kittyfriends!

And wowie, Mao -- Brazil nuts! Another kind of nuts I've never heard of. I don't think my nuts would be in Brazil since I've never been there, hmmmm.

And Dragonheart, you lost your balls? Oh no! What is it with us boy kitties losin' so much stuff? Glad you and your momma liked the pics!

Hi there, Tara and Daisy! Yup, I'm still feelin' a little nutty and it only confuses me when Momma calls me a nutty little boy. How can I be a nutty little boy when I'm missin' my nuts?

Meezer Gang, hey -- I think you're onto something with that Great Nut Bandit theory! That must be why so many of us boykitties are missin' our nuts. And I don't know what a Great Nut Bandit would want with a bunch of nuts, either. He must be nuts! Or maybe he's a nut himself and that's why he likes nuts.

Nice to meet you, meezers! Thanks for addin' me to your blogroll! I'm gonna add all of you guys, too.

Hi there, Yuki and Kimiko! Yup, eatin' and snugglin' are sooooooo good. I loves to do both! And for some reason none of these girlkitties around the house seem to care a thing about my lost nuts...

Hey, Mr. Hendrix! Yeah, I likes mousies, too -- even more than nuts, really. My Grandma got me two catnip mousies and I pretty much wore 'em out.

Purrs to all you nice kitties!

Cats ~ Goats ~ Quotes said...

We came over to see if we could help find your nuts, but it appears they are gone for good.
We think it's a good thing, and you will, too!

Hope it's OK with you to add you to our blogroll :)

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Guy is still trying to find his nuts and he lost his 4 years ago! Sometimes he chases his tail around in circles- maybe he thinks they fell behind him?

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Haha! My goodness you're a funny cat! Nice to meet you! I'm sorry about the nuts being gone....I lost mine years ago.

Chase

Chairman Mao said...

Hi there, cats, goats, and quotes! I looked at your bloggie -- lots of purr-ety pictures! And thanks for adding me to your blogroll. I'll add you to mine!

Hi, Sultanfus and Guy! Hey, Guy has a good idea -- maybe I'll find my nuts if I run in circles.

Purrs to everybodies!

Chairman Mao said...

Hi there, Kaze, Latte, and Chase! It's great to meet you three kitties. Yes, the nuts are a great mystery. Hmmm, maybe Dorydoo, my spazziest sister, found 'em and knocked 'em under the chest of drawers.

The Meezer Gang said...

yeah, i'z don't think i'z want mine put back on...Maybe we should just let the Nut Bandit have em' cuz he may have needed them for something...can't think of what that may be, though!

Thanks bunches for visiting us!!! Youz are definately our new friend!

Forty Paws said...

Hi Chairman Mao! Nice to meet you! Thanks for visiting our blog, we'll add you to our blogroll!

As for the Nut Bandit, we'll be on the lookout for him. Gee, I hope it's not my paw cuz he eats nuts all the time!!! We don't want him to go to jail for being a Nut Bandit!

Luf, Us

Chairman Mao said...

Hi, Meezer Gang! You're my good friends, too. And yeah, I don't think I want my nuts put back on, either. I don't know what a nut bandit would need all those nuts for, either -- hey, I just had a thought: maybe with all the different kinds of nuts in the world, kitty nuts, peanuts, walnuts, hazelnuts and Brazil nuts, the Nut Bandit is a Nut Collector!

Hi there, forty paws! Thanks for addin' me to your blogroll! I'll add you to mine. And wouldn't that be awful if your Paw was taken off to jail for bein' the nut bandit! My momma and daddy like to snack on peanuts, so I'll have to warn 'em not to get any more so nobody will mistake them for Nut Bandits, either.

Derby said...

Hi Mao and company. First visit here. Yeah, I lost my hoo-ha's or balls as you call them some time ago. But I managed to learn to live without them.

Chairman Mao said...

Hi there, derby! Great to meetchya!

You know, it's a funny thing, but I've gone over two weeks now without my nuts and I'm feeling kinda different. A lot more relaxed. Didn't know nuts could make you tense. Gotta tell Momma and Daddy so they won't buy more peanuts to snack on.

LHK said...

Wow!!
That is just aw-full. Mine momlady sez that I lost mine nutz when I was a little kitten. I don't remember, it was before I came home forever. I guess if it means I get to stay here forever its not that big a loss. Hummmm... I wonder if I can get extra tempt-taste-ons tonight? Ya know to make up for my loss.
---Beezer

Chairman Mao said...

Temp-taste-ons, mmm! Sounds yummy. Me and my sisters get pounce for treats. They're yummy, too! They are good compensation for the loss of our nuts!

Katie said...

Haha that was so funny! Poor guy! Keep looking for those nuts! :D

Chairman Mao said...

Thanks, Katie! They've gotta be somewhere, after all nuts can't just disappear.

I checked out your bloggie, and wow, your black kitty girl is gorgeous. She reminds me of my youngest sister, Dorydoo.

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Ha, ha Thats prettu funny. Cahariman Mao is such a beautiful guy with great markings.

Chairman Mao said...

Thank you, cecelia and the 2bs! You're so nice. Purrs and kitty hugs!