Here's a peek at her softie side: she helped raise my sistur, Dorydoo. Dorydoo came here when she was just a li'l kitten, and Brainball wuz kinda like a momcat to her. Mom sez it wuz furry sweet (that wuz before I got here).
And lookit that pink belly of Brainball's! Good thing Brainball ain't the kinda gurl who'd say, This pikshure makes me look FAT. But really, she ain't too fat. She's just reeeeeeal floofy.
And now a poem fur my sweet girlkittyfurriend:
My sister Brainball is floofy
But this li'l Meezer boy's goofy
But goofy or no
I'm so head over toe
In love with my Ariel, I'm loopy!

How'z that? I'm gettin' bettur at poetry, don't ya think?? (yeah, in the pikshure I'm on the counter again, and that's a pot behind me, hehehe)