Meezer Rule Wednesday

Here's a kool thing we Meezers are doin' at Simply Siamese: Meezer Rule Wednesday, where each of us Meezers shares one of our household rulz we lay down as the Meezers of the Housie.

Here's my rule for this Wednesday: whenever a bean's gotta cup or a mug with an evil coffee stirrer lurkin' inside (and evil coffee stirrers love to lurk!), that coffee stirrer's gotta be plucked out as soon as possible. Then you gotta run, with the coffee stirrer in your mouth, to the best place to do battle, then give that evil coffee stirrer the killing bitey.

And speakin' of killin' Evil Objects... (no, this ain't about that ol' Stuffed Meezer today, but I've been keepin' my eye out for him...)

My buddy Jeter suggested I write a poem about Ariel's bravery, how she kicked that evil yarn's yarny butt! And I thought that was a superduper idea.

So here goez:

I've gotta real kool story to tell
About my gurlfurriendkitty Ariel
She was snuck up on by a piece of yarn
It jumped on her and she said "darn!"
She quickly snagged it with her claw
And whacked it real hard with her paw
Then she gave it a big ol' bitey
Her claws are sharp, her teeths are mighty!
She killed it and put it around her neck
I'm proud of her, she gave it heck!
I just love my purr-etty gurl
She's the bravest kitty in the world!