Showing posts with label evil toothbrushes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label evil toothbrushes. Show all posts

Saturday, June 02, 2007

So You Think You're Gonna Brush Your Teeth?

Dorydoo sez: Go ahead, punk. Make my day.


MaoMao sez: I don't get it. Whattsa matter with the toothbrushes, Dorydoo?

Dorydoo sez: Haven't you noticed how, in their long, thin shape, they resemble... evil coffee stirrers?

MaoMao sez: Hmmmm.... I better take a closer lookit this.



Dorydoo sez: Toothbrushes might be the creepy cousins of evil coffee stirrers. And toothbrushes have bristles, which makes them even scarier.

MaoMao sez: Dang, you're right, wekitties can't be too careful! I'm gonna kick their bristly BUTTS! *whack*... (thud) bat bat bat... DIE, evil toothbrush, DIE... (dagnabbit, why won't they come outta them holes...)

Momma: No, MaoMao! Please don't kill our toothbrushes.(takes Mao out of the bathroom sink and puts him on the floor.)

Dorydoo (sitting on the side of the tub): *snicker*, I got Mao in trouble, I got Mao in trouble.

MaoMao: Sisturz. What are ya gonna do. I bet Ariel's proud of me, though, 'cause I'm such a brave boy.