When Dorydoo's onna nip, here's what she does:
1. First, she rolls around in it. She gets it all ofur her. She looks so funny, a little black cat with nip all ofur her! hehehe! But she don't care. She wants it all ofur her furs, efun on her little face!
2. And while she's rollin' around in it, she eats it. She eats it and licks it and licks it and eats it. She eats it then she licks it off herself from where she's rolled in it, likes it's the best tastin' stuffies inna wurld.
3. Then she starts gettin' REAL kooky. She gets all funny-lookin' in her big gold eyes and starts lookin' at alla us other Ballicai funny. If we get too close to her, she'll whack at us, squeekin' REALLY LOUD. Like she thinks we ain't cats no more, that we're big skeery polka dotted ellephunts or somethin'.
4. Sometimes she tries to chase us, but the nip makes her so unkoordinated that she trips ofur her feets and then starts wallowin' onna floor again. And she keeps on squeekin' and squeekin'. Dorydoo nefur meows. She squeeks efun when she's not nipped. But 'nip makes her squeekin' efun funnier!
5. Then Dorydoo starts tryin' to bunnykick annything she can get her paws on, squeeeekin' alla while. She'll bunnykick us other Ballicai, or she'll bunnykick Momma or Daddy's hands or arms, or any toy or whatever-thingie that happens to be close by. And man, how she keeps SQUEEEEKIN'!
I think my sistur needs inturventshun or Catnippies Anonnymouse or somethin'!
Love and kissies to my sweetiepie Ariel!
