It's the Fourth of July, which means it's Independence Day -- Happy Fourth, effurybodies! And it's also my bee-yootiful girlfurriend Ariel's purrthday!
*singin'*
Happy purrthday to you I love effurything that you do I'm crazy about you Happy purrthday to you!
And here I am jumpin' outta a purrthday cake filled with stinky goodness!