I'm plumb tuckered out, and I'm nappin' on Dad's workbench in his project roomie. Kind of a mancatly thingie to do, don'tcha think?
I've been spazzin' and spazzin' all day. I've been battin' toilet paper cores and killin' EVIL coffee stirrers and keepin' a close watch on them freaky-lookin' toothbrushie thingies and pullin' up drainstops and playin' with the water in the sinkie (that's FUN!) and jumpin' on the counter and knockin' stuff off the top of the fridge thingie and watchin' the toilet flushie and tryin' to climb up the blinds (but I'm not surposed to do that and momma made me quit) and tryin' to explore the trashcans (but I'm not surposed to do that and momma made me quit, DAGNABBIT).
I've also been chasin' my sistur Marilyn around the house (she got tired of it and hissed at me then jumped up on the JVC receiver to get away frum me -- GIRLZ!), I've been aggravatin' holy heck outta my sistur Dorydoo (she hisses at me a whole lot but I know she secretly likes to be chased 'cause she chases me back, hehehe).
And Brainball's teachin' me about bein' a big bad butt-kickin' Alpha Cat, and I'm surposed to go on patrol with her in just a little while. I'm a worn out mancat, lemme tell ya what! A mancat's work is nefur done.
Fur now, I'm gonna catch a few more zzzzzz's and dream sweet dreams of my sweet girlfurriendkitty, Ariel.