Thursday, May 15, 2008

About Me Meme

Our bunny furriend Tidbit is sick -- please go give her lots of love and good thoughts and purrs!

I got taggied by the magnifisunt HRH Yao-lin fur the About Me Meme! Kool Beaniez, this will be fun! I've been havin a nap with Brainball, so this meme will wake me up.

Here's the rulz:

The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post,the player than tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.

1. What was I doing 10 years ago? I wasn't efun a twinkle in nobody's eye ten years ago. But one year ago, I was still purretty new to the Kitty Bloggiesphere, and I was bloggin efurry day! (I wish I could still blog efurry day, but Momma's gotted so durned buzzy.)

2. What are the 5 things on my to do list for today: (1) Kill efurry evil coffee stirrur I can find, (2) Jump on Dorydoo and make her SQWEEK, (3) Bat at Marilyn's tail and make her hiss, (4) Grab Brainball inna headlock and get him to rassle with me, (5) MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO at Momma and Daddy and then cuddle with 'em.

3. Snacks I enjoy: Temptayshuns, stinky goodness, toona, cheddur cheesies, peas and carrots outta the can (really -- I ain't kiddin!)

4. Things I would do if I were a billionaire: (1) make sure efurrykitty inna whole wide wurld has a loving home, (2) mount a ginormus publick awareness kampayn about the dangurs of them evil coffee stirrurs (3) get a little kitty crotch rocket (moturcycle) so I could SPAZ efun fastur.

5. Three of my bad habits: Oh goodie, only three! hehe... (1) playin poop hockey, (2) tryin to climb up the windows to get to burdies and pullin down the blinds, (3) WHAPPIN stuff offa desks and tables, across the floor, and under stuffies like the stove or the fridge where it's nefur seen again

6. Five places I have lived: Well, I've got only three -- (1) outside as a stray kitty before Momma and Daddy metted me, (2) in the garage fur a little while before I came into the housie (3) in the housie alla time since Febyooary of last year.

7. Five jobs I have had: (1) Slayer of Evil Coffee Stirrurs, (2) Champion Poop Hockey Playur, (3) Little Monkey (Momma calls me MonkeyMao sometimes), (4) Mighty Huntur of Mousies (I caughted a mousie that gotted into the house last year but Daddy tooked it away frum me), (5) Bug Crunchur (I love huntin buggies, too).

And I'm gonna tag:



michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

"Jump on Dorydoo and make her SQWEEK, (3) Bat at Marilyn's tail and make her hiss,"
There you go Chairman Mao~!!!!
You are an adorable naughty boy!

Katiez Furry Mewz said...

Hallo der... tanks fur cumin to sees Leo... Weze gonna gets hims sum luvin in a furevfur homez whers sum beans likes big long haired floof ballz!!

Chairman Mao... You shuds bee Purrzeedentz. Ize gonna vote fur you, okayz??

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Thanks for the good wishes of you and your buddies! Tidbit is a little better and is doing everything she can to get home to her kitty friend Pixel.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

What a fun meme! We enjoyed learning more about you, Mao. :) Wrestling is on our list of things to do today too. :)

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

That was a great meme!! You are hilarious!!

Poop hockey????? Now that's something I am gonna have to try!


Thanks for tagging me!

Anonymous said...

We totally agree with you about Crunching Bugs! That's cool, but Poop hockey?

Anonymous said...

Hi brother! That are very good answers!! I really enjoyed reading them!

Java's Coffee House said...

Great meme, you have some cool jobbies.


Anonymous said...

Excellent answers, Mao! All of those things are worthy activities for a cat of your status.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I am glad you are bringing attention to the issue of the evil coffee stirrer!

Daisy said...

I think I will sample some peas and carrots in a can! It sounds a little bit delicious.

Sweets the Cat said...

Those coffee stirrers are incredibly evil, you're right! Thank you for helping rid the world of them!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hehehe I like to jump on Sadie and make her howl...kinda da same thing. Thanks to yoo, we all know that coffee stirrers are EVIL and must be hunted and killed.

The Furry Kids said...

Heh heh. Great list, Chairman Mao. I don't think those bad habits are all that bad, though. What's wrong with poop hockey?

Please say hi to Dorydoo and give her whiskie kissies for me.


Ana said...

Hehe, this was a fun meme. You really like carrots? Chica loves cucumbers... Maybe we should make a nice salad for both of you.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

mao mao those are brilliant answers! I knew you woulnd't disappoint! You really do hate those evil coffee stirrers! I may have to buy some UK coffee stirrers and send them to you! xx

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Bug crunching is great. Have you tried crunching Dragonflies? It's fun cuz they won't all fit in your mouth, and when I go to show mum, the wings are hanging out the sides going whiiiirrrrr, and she sez "Yuk Flynn that looks disgustin" but it's not, it's great.

admin said...

waooow.... you have a cool meme, we love to get know you better, send our best regards to dorydoo & brainball:)

btw, poop hockey? can you teahc us pleaseee....

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hahaha! I have this grrrreat mental image of you on a kitty-sized crotch rocket now.

Sunny's Mommy said...

I think so far you've had the 3 worst bad habits. Heehee.

Thanks for tagging Sunny with the meme, I'm working on it.

PS: Did you take over Brainball's shirt? I thought your Momma gave that shirt to him.

Jimmy Joe said...

Boy, you sure know how to keep busy, Mao! I bet your momma gets really excited watching you play poop hockey.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe