Momma and Daddy sure are strange. The love to hike up inna mountains near where we live, and they tooked this pickshure and showed it to me. See them little curly plants?
Mom and Dad call them curly plants Mao Tails cuz the plants remind 'em of how my tail often has a curl onna end.
But I don't see a rezzemblunce. My tail isn't GREEN!
Brainball? Dorydoo? Do you think my tail looks like them weird little plants...?
Fiddlefardle. They're not listenin cuz they're sleepin.
Oh well. As long as Momma and Daddy don't try to stick those plants on my butt, I'm cool.