Saturday, January 26, 2008

Two Memes!

First, the bestest newsies of all: Auntie Dorothy, Gretchen's Mom Bean, is home from the hospital!!!!



Yuppers, I'm still in my box today... this is a superduper place to hang out! And lookie, I'm givin googly-eyes to my sweetiepie, Ariel!

Speakin of Ariel, she taggied me fur the Nickname Meme. Here are the rules:

Post a link to the kitty who tagged you, and post the rules on your blog. List your real name, how you got your real name, nicknames you like/tolerate, and nicknames you wish your humans would stop calling you. Tag several kitties, and write a comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged.

Okey dokeys, here goes! My real name's Chairman Mao, and I gotted my name cuz I say MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO alla time! I'm a super-talkative feller. Momma sez I'm downright konversashunal.

My Nickynames: Mao, MaoMao, MaoMaoMaoMaoMao, Li'l Feller (Daddy kalls me this), Baby Boy and Sweetie Boy(Momma kalls me these), Maoknocker, Maohead, Maobrain, Knockerhead, MaoMonster, MeezerMao, MeezerMonster.

I don't really have any nickynames I don't like! I like 'em all.


And Tesla taggied me fur the Three Thingies Meme! Here are its rules:

You have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal. What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?

Only THREE??! Gee, I kould list a SKWILLION! hehehe, this will be fun. *twitchin whiskies in ecksitement*

1. I'd get on Momma and Daddy's plates and EAT THEIR FOODIES!!!! I'm a Foodie Monster -- I love samplin about anything and effurything! Problum is, I've got the most sensitive tum of alla the Ballicai, so I can't do much samplin. Poopy-doopies! It ain't FAIR!!!!

2. I'd play poop hockey as much as I want to without Momma runnin aftur me, sayin "NO MAO, that's gross!!!!" Poop hockey is knockin a nice small-sized poopie outta the litter boxie and battin it around onna floor. And reckrootin yur sistur as goalie!

3. I'd go fur a swim inna human flushie litturboxie! I kan't figure out where alla that watur goes when it goes flushie-flushie, but I wanna find out! I love watchin the watur swirl when the human litterboxie is flushed, but Momma won't let me swim in it. DAGNABBIT!!! Does anycat know where alla that watur and stuff GOES????

And since I'm not sure who all has played these memes and who hasn't, I'll tag anykitty who wants to play!


Rosemary B❤️ said...

WE liked reading this, me and mommie.
It made us happy.

Anonymous said...

Hi My Sweetie,

I'm very happy to hear the good news about Dorthy prays really do work.I love your nicknames yet sweetie boy is my favorite cause you are the sweetest.Your three things meme answer # 2 had me and mommy laughing.
Your just so cute that's why I love you so...Hugs,Kisses and Snuggles Your Ariel

Mickey's Musings said...

Yup,your names are cute :)
Mao! Poop Hockey??!! Hahahahaha!!That's a first heeheehee! You are a silly goy,heeheehee!!!
Purrs Mickey

Karen Jo said...

That is great, wonderful news about Dorothy. Yippee! Hooray! I'm glad that you like all of your nicknames. Your three things that you would like to do had me laughing. If you did eat all those foodies, wouldn't you just barf them all up again? Poop hockey sounds like a game designed to drive the people nuts.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh my, Mao! Poop hockey sounds, well, rather yucky! We much prefer playing hockey with bottle tops.

You have lots of wonderful nicknames. :)

Monty Q. Kat said...

Anyone know why MomBean is doin' that weird coughing thing?

Yay for your Dorothy!!!

Lux said...

I love all your nicknames, Mao ... and Ariel will never be able to resist those googly-eyes!

The Cat Realm said...

The maid is still rolling around on the floor laughing because of the poop hockey. That means she wouldn't mind me playing it, right??? Right???
You are the funniest, Mao!
I got tagged for the three thing meme too and can't come up with anything, can you believe it??? Maybe my humans don't really CARE? But I might take you up on the Nickname thing - because I've seen it around and want to do it and no one tagged me so far! So you tagged me, hahahahahahahahahaha!
Your googly eyes are the finest! Ariel will melt away like butter in the sun.....

Gemini and Ichiro said...

That was funny Mao Mao. I think you look so comfy in your box.

Daisy said...

I think all that water goes down into a giant sewer where all the alligators live! Don't go down there!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh Mao, poop hockey? Dat sounds gross. But it made mom laff anyway...Zippy's wif yoo on da foods, she'll only eat da Purina crunchies dat she's had since she was a kitten but she'll try any kinda bean food dat mom or dad will offer. Last night she ate a half of one of dem cheddar cheese sticks da little beans had fur snacks!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Thank you for passing the news along. That is the BEST NEWS!

I like your nickname MaoMaoMaoMaoMao the best I think. I don't know about your playing poop hockey though. I guess I'm just glad none of our kitties play that :-p

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Poop hockey???? We never tried that but we might give it a go at 3am.

Anonymous said...

Hi My Sweetie,

Are you going to enter Karl's contest.Mom finished my photo and uploaded today.This is a great contest and alot of fun.Hope to see you on the red carpet...Hugs and Kisses Your Ariel

Kimo and Sabi said...

Hmmm . . . where did da name Bad Boy come from?

Anonymous said...

Mao, our Mom also gets lots of boxes from Amazon! We let her keep whatever was in the box, as long as we get the box.

Around Your Wrist said...

mao mao mao mao mao...that's a great nickname!

lucy says: i like to watch the human litter box too. where DOES that stuff go? mao, if you figure it out, will you let me know?

ben & lucy

Tesla and Hansel said...

I need to find some of my own boxes... that sure look cozy!

Java's Coffee House said...

Wow we ares alots a like. I like watching the human litterbox waters too and I stick my noes in all mommys foods for sampling but I'm a picky eater so I don't sample muches. I don't play poop hockey though, I think mommy hopes I don't start doing thats.

purrs & headbutts

The Furry Fighter said...

poo-hockey sounds like fun!!! i do moon-walks on my bum across meowmie's nice light-beige carpet, i try to draw nice things but end up with just lines across the floor :)

that is great news bout Dorothy!

i finks your nicknames are lovely, i like MaoMaoMaoMaoMao :)

Boy said...

Uhm...a swim in the fwushie witterbox? Are you sure? The water might send you off too goodness knows where!

The Cat Realm said...

Important things are happening at my blog! I asked the question....

Anonymous said...

Do you actually whap the poop?

Unknown said...

Ha, ha, ha....Mao Mao your eyes look so cute in that picture!

I liked all your nicknames too, they are all very sweet.

I don't know where the water goes either, my Mum won't let me near the human litterbox when it flushes, she always shuts the lid - darn.

The Crew said...

My, you do look romantic in that box, Mao. Ariel's heart must be beating fast!

Anonymous said...

Hi My Sweetie,

Mom just finished helping make my Valentine to you for Skeezix's 2nd
VD contest.I hope you like it....
Hugs and Many Kisses Your Ariel