I went to my gorjus sweetiepie Ariel's bloggie, and what did I see? A pickshure of her in a BICKINI!!! Well.....! I just about hadda cow. My eyes popped out of my head and I felled onna floor with a plop and my sistur Marilyn had to come and ressussitate me.
Ariel, if you're goin' to the beachie, I'd love to come, too, and I don't care if the sand is itchy! Here's a poem for you:
I think it would be just peachy
To go with you, Ariel, to tha beachy
I don't care if the sand is itchy
And I don't care if it makes me twitchy
In your bickini, you're such a cutie
You're the bestest bathin' bee-yooty!