What were you doing 10 years ago?
10 years ago??? Wowie, that's a long, loooooooong time ago... wuz there dinosauries on the earth way back then??? (oh crud, bettur not let Marilyn hear me say that cuz she'z older than 10...)
What were you doing 1 year ago?
Well, since I'm just ofur a year old, I woulda been an itty bitty kitten. I didn't live with Momma and Daddy and Brainball and Marilyn and Dorydoo yet, since I showed up at Momma and Daddy's back porchie late last year as a straykitty.
Five things you like to eat:
Stinky goodness turkey flavor
TEMPTASHUNS!
Cheddar cheesies
toooooona!
Stinky goodness any flavor
Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
"TNT" by AC/DC -- it's my theme song
"Run to the Hills" by Iron Maidden
"Livin' on a Purr-ayer" by Jon Bon Jovi -- or iz that Jon Bon Skeezix??
"Come On Feel the NOIZE" by Twisted Sistur
"MAO at the Moon" by Ozzie Ozzborne (I know it's s'pozed to be "Bark at the Moon" but I like "MAO at the Moon" bettur)
(Heavy Metal ROCKZ! *doin' air guitar with my pawsies*)
Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
Build a bee-yootiful kitty housie for me and Ariel, it would have catwalkies and nooks and krannies to ecksplore and all kindsa kool places to snooze and snuggle in
Build a bigger house for Momma and Daddy so they could have more kitties to live with them
Build a great big huge cat sanckchooary for alla the kitties out there who don't have furrefur homes
Buy fifty gazillion squillion tons of TEMPTASHUNS
Buy a Little Mao CrotchRocket (motorcycle) so I could spazz around the housie even FASTUR!
Five bad habits:
(only FIVE? *whew*...)
Openin' the kitchen kabinnet doors
Jumpin' onna kountur when Momma's cookin'
Sneekin' inna dishwasher and lickin' the foodie dishes
Messin' with my sisturs when they're inna potty
Tryin' to climb inna poopie bags when Momma's scoopin' our boxes
Five things you would never wear again:
Well, if you mean clothies, I've nefur worn clothies, but I don't efur wanna wear cat barfies on my nose again -- sometimes I get nosey when Hairball barfs up a Brainball, oopsie, I mean when Brainball barfs up a hairball.
Five favorite toys:
EVIL COFFEE STIRRERS!!!! kill, kill, KILL!
The red dot thingie! KILL!
Toilet paper cores
Lids off plastic bottles
My oingy boingy monkey that hangies from the doorframe (Momma likes to sing to me: "A Mao and his Monkey, and a Monkey and his Mao")
Five kitties to tag:
Well, I'm not sure who's been taggied and who hasn't, so I'll just say anykitty who wants to play! And as alwayz, love and kissies and snugglies to my Ariel.
20 comments:
we didnts know yu is a heavy metal rocker! no wonder yu goes a squillion miles an hour thru the house!
yuki & kimiko
Hi My Sweet Mao,
"Wow" we really do have alot in common.I'm so happy you found a great home.Your family sounds wonderful...
Love and lots of kisses Your Ariel
I forgot I love the lids on plastic bottles, too - heehee, I hide them from mom!!!
You rock!
You look really relaxed today. I'm glad everything settled down again. I like your answers to the meme. A heavy metal rockin' kitty, eh? I can just see you with your air guitar.
Wow, heavy metal? You're a cool dude. Or do they say that these days...I can't keep up, human language is so hard to understand sometimes. But I like your meme. You did good.
Hugs...
You have to forgive my bean. She forgot who she was bloggin' there for a minute. So, yeah, I liked your meme too...hugs...from Gretchen. Mom, gets some sleep!
I enjoyed reading your answers, Mao! :) You are a real rockin' kitty! I like what you would do if you were a millionaire!
I think I'll have to make Mummy get one of those red dot thingies, they sound really cool! :)
You are always the funniest cat MaoMao ~ those are some lovely facts :)
Mao! I found where Mombean has some HUGE coffee stirrie things! I'm gonna sneak a picture of them for you, these things are massive!
Dishwashers and Kitty Cats! Good Day MaoMao... sending hugs and purrs. Love too!
Bad Kitty Brats
Mao, you are so cool, I think a motorcycle would be perfect for you! TNT, you're dynamite, OY, OY, OY!
great answers Mao Mao kill those evil coffee stirrers! x
xxx
Those are great answers. It was very nice to learn more about you.
Glad to hear your sisfurs are behaving themselves today : )
yeah, cheddar cheezies are so good yum. Wowie so you are a youngster just like Dragonheart, no wonder you are such a wild monkey, er kitty
I think because of you that I would be afraid of the evil coffee stirrers if I ever saw one in person. I will ask your help if I ever encounter one.
Oh you need to stop looking so cute Mao Mao... hehe. Snot Face has plotted a catnapping incident.
Yes the dishwasher is a fun place for kitty cats. Especially since no one here knows how to rinse a plate, we have to help. Hehehe
Just stopping in to see your adorable kitty self.
Purrs
MaoMao, that was a great meme! We loved your responses. We particularly like thinking about you spazzing around on a crotch rocket. We hope you hit the lotto soon so we can see it!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
deer mao,
i'm verree, verree eksitid abowt da squillion contest comin up dis sunday!
ar u?
luv--yer grate frend--jh
Oah dear, I just like to see you wrote: kill, kill, KILL! kill, kill, KILL! kill, kill, KILL! kill, kill, KILL!
I believe you like your toys very very much~!
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