Here's why Momma sometimes takes a loooooooong time to fold clothes. Me and Brainball love nappin' on clothes fresh outta the dryer, and we pretty much claim 'em as soon as Momma gets 'em out.
Brainball especially likes the clean clothes. She sometimes naps on 'em for hours. Me? I can't nap anywheres for hours 'cause I got stuffs to do, thingies to play with, places to spaz, and a bee-yootiful kitty girlfriend, Ariel, to write a poem for! Here I am in Momma's office chair, ready to get to work.
Okey dokey, my buddy Jeter gave me my second poetry lesson. I'm exxited! Lessee how I do with it:
I've gotta great girlfriend named Ariel
She's bee-yootiful and she don't smell
Her furs look so right
And her eyes are so bright
And her collar's got a kool little bell.
Ginormous purrs to my bestest girl! Love, MaoMao.