Sunday, May 06, 2007

Antigravity Sunday

So my sister Dorydoo's thinkin' real hard, gettin' ready to test her antigravity device.



Brainball's takin' a bath...



And Marilyn's sittin' on a scratchie pad thinkin' about her mancat Mick.



All of a sudden, we hear some kinda noise from Dorydoo. It's a squeak then a whooshie noise. We Ballicai are used to the squeakin' -- Dorydoo doesn't meow, she squeaks -- but the whooshie? What was that? I ask.



C'mon, Brainball! I sez. Let's go see!



But Dorydoo's sittin' on the floor, fussin'. Confound it, she sez. My antigravity device didn't do a thing. Look at me. I'm nowhere near the moon.



But then we hear another squeakie-whooshie. Huh? sez Brainball. Where's Dorydoo going?



Oh, my goodness! sez Marilyn. Dorydoo is levitating!



And sure 'nuff, Dorydoo got up pretty high. Am I on the moon yet? she sez. Am I? Huh?



Well, it ain't exactly the moon, but her antigravity device got her as far as the stereo receiver near the ceiling, which is lots closer to the moon than the floor is. Yay, Dorydoo! If she keeps workin' on this antigravity thingie, she might achieve her dream of bein' the first kitty on the moon.

Dorydoo sez: One small step for a Ballicus, one giant step for Kittykind!

16 comments:

One-Eyed Jack said...

WOW!!! You levitated?!?!? I'm still learning Variable Gravity from Jack! I don't think he even knows how to levitate!! Can you teach us?

~Persephone

Daisy said...

I am very impressed with Dorydoo. Being an inventor is hard. I hope she can figure out how to get to the moon. It seems like she has made a good start!

jeter harris said...

wowie kazowie! dorydoo iz amazin!
i think mi noo brudder matsui could do dat levitatin thing, too!
luv--yer grate frend--jh
ps--mick iz prezentlee owtta da howse ... takin hiz mornin stroll... but i'm sure he'll be leevin a messaje fer da byootiful marilyn later.

Caesar and Princess said...

Dorydoo. You are absolutely amazing.
The rest of us... just snoozing out, and here you are actually defying gravity and oh gosh you made quite a levitation to the very tippy top of the cabinet.

We are very impressed

Chairman Mao said...

My sister's somethin' else, isn't she? Hi there, one-eyed Jack! I wish Dorydoo would let us in on how to use her antigravity device. She's keepin' it secret, but the rest of us Ballicai are hopin' maybe she'll let it slip when she's nippin' out.

Hiya, Daisy! Yeah, bein' an inventor is really hard work. But if anykitty is determined to get to the moon, Dorydoo sure is!

Hi there, Jeter! Cool beanz that Matsui can do the levitatin' thing, too. Hey, maybe he and Dorydoo can do a kittified mission to the moon or somethin'! My sistur Marilyn sez she hopes Mick has a wonderful stroll and that she can't wait to get his message.

Hiya, Caesar and Prinnie! Yeah, I wish I could levitate, too. I think it would be really fun. I'm a really good climber, but Dorydoo's the best jumpin' and levitatin' kitty I've ever met.

Lux said...

She's almost touching the ceiling - that's amazing!

Marie the Defender said...

that is coolness.

can i get dorydoo's autograf?

Chairman Mao said...

Hi, Lux and Marie! Yeah, Dorydoo gives autografs but her handwritin' is a little bit messy, hehehehe.

Monica said...

Dorydoo is definitely a very impressive scientist. When she is finished inventing the antigrav machine, make sure that she gets a patent. It's good that she keeps her technology a secret. Some business goon might steal it.

Chairman Mao said...

Yeah, Monica, that's a superduper idea -- we'll make sure Dorydoo gets a patent! And hehehe at "buziness goon."

Forty Paws said...

That is a wonderful story!! Dorydoo, we're sure you will be the first cat on the moon!

Luf, Us

Chairman Mao said...

Thanks, Forty Paws! Dorydoo's a determined kittygirl, that's for sure!

Karen Jo said...

Dorydoo is amazing. She certainly levitated up high. I'm betting she will make it to the moon someday.

Chairman Mao said...

Hiya, Karen Jo! hehehe, yeah, Dorydoo will be a great astrokitty! Can't you see her in her little space suit?

Dragonheart said...

Very impressive Dorydoo! Good luck with your attempts to get to the moon!

Chairman Mao said...

Thanks, Dragonheart! And on the moon, imagine how high she'll be able to jump, even without her antigrav thingie!