Sometimes when you're the only boykitty in a houseful of girls, they think you're pretty darned silly.
Here's my oldest sister, Marilyn, who sez: I saw Mao spazzing around the house a few minutes ago, but now I don't see him. But I hear something funny. Dear me, what do you suppose that young'un has gotten into now?
And my second oldest -- and biggest -- sister, Brainball, sez: I hear something, too, but I'm not sure what it is. Over there, I think. Could it be MaoMao? I'd better go see. *sigh*, an Alpha Cat's work is never done.
And there's me, Chairman Mao, stuck in the bathroom 'cause I'd gone in there lookin' for toilet paper cores and I shut the door by mistake. I sez: Quit standin' around all moon-eyed and let me out! Let me out, confound it!
So Momma lets me out of the bathroom.
And Dorydoo sez: Aw dang it, Momma, did you have to let him out? He's just so silly. Boys! He's gonna give the rest of us boykitty cooties.