Seein' as how I'm the only mancat in the house, here's a picture of me, Chairman Mao. I'm sleepin' 'cause my sister Marilyn MonREOW's plumb wearin' me out. All she talks about is Mickey Mantle, her big, handsome kitty boyfriend, and she keeps prancin' around in that sparkly new dress he got her.
And now she's in a swoon 'cause she saw a picture of Mickey posted over on his brother Jeter's bloggie for Mancat Monday. Loveydovey girlkitties sure are funny, aren't they?